Kids Say...

Setting: Aunt Louise's farm around LOTS of people.

X: "Mom! Mommy! Mom! Come here! Come here! I have to show you something!" (Pulls me excitedly toward the pigs in the pig pen.)

Me: "What?! Show me!!"

Xavier: (Points in the opposite direction of the piglets and I am momentarily bewildered) "PIG POOP!!"

Strangers nearby: laughing hysterically

:)